We gave up Heidi on a Sunday. The following Monday morning, Clara called Dave to see how “our” dog was doing. That telephone conversation changed everything. When Clara asked if Heidi was behaving, Dave answered matter-of-factly, “She messed on the floor, so I hit her with a newspaper.“ Upset at the news, Clara asked,” Why did you do that?”
“I just told you. She took a dump on the floor.”
During the conversation, Dave revealed that Mario did not live with him (“He lives with his girlfriend”), was not his caretaker, and hadn’t taken Heidi for any walks. We had been lied to.
Clara hung up the phone and said to herself We have to get her back!
When Clara gave me all the details, the first words out of my mouth were, “It’s too bad Lance didn’t get his teeth on Mario when he had the chance!”

The next morning, Clara called Dave again and advised him that I was going to be stopping by to get our dog back. “We made a mistake.” I drove to Dave’s house, as quickly as I had driven to the Schmidts’ house years earlier to get Lance. Like the Schmidts, I didn’t want to give Dave time to change his mind. On the way, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of greeting I would get.

When I arrived at Heidi’s new home, I found a trailer without a fenced yard as we’d been told it had. There was not even a penned-in area for a dog to use safely. My first thought: Was Dave letting Heidi out unleashed to do her business, right next to a busy road, no less?  I knocked on the door. Inside I heard Heidi’s unmistakably irritating bark. For once, it was music to my ears. I knocked a few more times. From inside, someone shouted, “The door’s open. ” I took that as a sign that I was (un-)welcome to enter. I opened the door and went in. Heidi greeted me like a stranger. She looked confused and stressed and kept her distance. A man I assumed to be Dave snidely remarked, “Looks like your dog isn’t so glad to see you.”

The interior of the trailer was a mess. Picture a scene from the television show Hoarders. Dave was sitting in a wheelchair, watching television, and smoking a cigarette. I got the impression he smoked a lot, based on the amount of cigarette butts in several ashtrays and the smell of stale burnt tobacco that permeated the inside of the trailer.

Dave didn’t hide his feelings. “If I had a gun, I’d shoot you.” I didn’t reply. Instead, I did a quick visual scan of Dave and his immediate surroundings and, to my great relief, didn’t see any firearms. I knew then and there this was an encounter I had to keep short because it was never going to be sweet. I picked Heidi up and carried her out to my car. I wanted my precious cargo secured as soon as possible in case Dave became unreasonable.

After strapping Heidi into the back seat of my car, I re-entered the trailer and attempted to dismantle Heidi’s crate. I couldn’t do it quickly enough, so I grabbed the box holding all of Heidi’s toys(it was obvious they hadn’t been touched), put it on top of the partially disassembled crate and carried everything out to the car.
I debated whether to go back into the trailer and bid Dave a polite farewell. I opted to be as civil as possible. After entering trailer for the third and last time, I said. “I’m sorry it didn’t work out, Dave.”
“You  f**king piece of sh*t! Get your f**king ass off my property!” If looks could have killed, no doubt I would have been a dead man.

I wasted no time getting back into my car and driving off. On the way home I tried explaining to Heidi what had happened. She didn’t look as if she understood. I couldn’t blame her. I didn’t understand either.
When we got home, the first thing I did was give Heidi a walk, knowing she hadn’t had one for several days. Walk done, I let her into the house to re-unite with Clara. Though Heidi had been out of our house for not quite two days, she greeted Clara as if they had been apart for two  years.

I brought the crate and all of Heidi’s toys back into the house. I’d left the dog food at Dave’s, not wanting to make an extra trip back inside the trailer and risk getting my head blown while retrieving a bag of kibble. A quick trip to the local supermarket solved the food shortage problem.

The painful lesson we learned was that you must do the research before turning your pet over to someone else. As a former President of the United States said: ”Trust but verify.” Maybe, don’t even trust. Just verify.
That night Heidi was back on our bed “where she belongs”, according to Clara. The good news: we’d essentially rescued Heidi a second time. The bad news: we again had a dog we couldn’t handle.
To be continued…

A Tale of Two Re-Homings: Part Two
In the summer of 2021, my wife and I opted to enroll Heidi in a dog training school. We hoped this might  make her a more social animal but that was not to be. Before every session, Heidi pulled on the leash outside the building as if she were a student eager to get the day’s session started. Upon entering, Heidi immediately made a nuisance of herself, threatening the staff and lunging at the other dogs. The school had some excellent trainers that tried all sorts of strategies to calm Heidi down. None of them worked. Heidi would only allow one trainer to get anywhere near her and even that trainer was treated with snarling suspicion. Technically, Heidi graduated, but not with honors.
 
We were the proud owners of another special needs dog☹. After going through a sizable amount of money and seeing no real improvement, we ended the training sessions. At home, I continued to utilize the instructional sheet provided by the school. Heidi was a quick learner when not distracted by what she didn’t like —other people and dogs.

We tried a few more experiments with visitors to our house but they all failed. In the fall of 2021, Clara and I threw our hands up in defeat. It was time to re-home Heidi. Whatever this dog needed, we couldn’t give it to her. A part of me said Wait a minute! I rescue dogs, I don’t give them away! Ultimately, Clara’s health made our decision for us. She had recently undergone a knee replacement procedure that hadn’t gone well. When I was at work (you know, we starving artists need to have a day job), Clara had difficulty contending with a dog that barked incessantly and continually ran around the house willy-nilly.  More importantly, Clara had difficulty getting to the door in a timely fashion so that Heidi could go out to relieve herself.  We reluctantly concluded it was time to find Heidi a new owner. Clara posted on Facebook that we were looking for someone to adopt our dog. A local lady we know who’s big on animal rescue shared it on her page.

A few days later we received a call from Mario. He said he was caring for an elderly disabled gentleman by the name of Dave who had recently lost his dog. An appointment was set up for Mario and Dave to visit our home to see if they would get along with Heidi. No one else—besides my wife and I—had been able to until then and I was secretly hoping Heidi wouldn’t change her stripes. I was living smack dab in the world of denial: the rational part of me knew Heidi was beyond my capacity to handle but the emotional part of me was attached to this dog I knew I couldn’t handle. Re-homing Heidi would feel like a loss and a failure.
The day Dave and Mario were scheduled to visit our house, I left the house and went shopping, something I typically never like to do. I just didn’t want to be there to witness the loss of my dog. After shopping, I sat in my car parked in a Walmart parking lot, killing time. I wanted to make sure the deed was done before I got back home. Finally, the time came to return to the scene of the crime.

When I pulled into my driveway, I was relieved to see no other parked car there apart from my wife’s. Maybe they never showed up. Maybe they did and Heidi gave them a piece of her mind. I walked up to the door, preparing myself for Heidi’s typical exuberant greeting. I got none. Once inside, all I found was Clara sitting in her recliner crying. “She’s gone! They took her!” Clara described how Heidi had inexplicably remained calm throughout the two strangers’ visit. Heidi allowed herself to be crated and taken out to the car without incident. Not a single growl. We desperately tried to console ourselves with the fact our dog was in good hands. That night we cried ourselves to sleep.
To be continued...

In July of 2020, our poodle/beagle Buddy, had to be euthanized due to irreversible medical issues. He was and still is my wife Clara’s all-time favorite dog. She literally held him in her arms as he breathed his last breath. After that experience, just as she had sworn years earlier after Lance’s passing, Clara said, “No more dogs!” 

That sentiment lasted for about three weeks. That’s when she passed by a man and his crate sitting in front of a Bed Bath & Beyond store. In the crate was a litter of puppies. Five of the puppies were dark brown and sleeping soundly. A lighter-colored puppy was wide awake and trying to get out of the pen. After a short conversation, Clara went inside the store and—for about $150—purchased a crate, leash, collar, and food. She went back outside and took the only puppy that wasn’t asleep. When she got home, my first question was “What happened to ‘no more dogs’?” Clara’s answer: “I don’t know. She’s so cute.” Based on the fact the puppy was a female and half dachshund, I dubbed her Heidi after the movie of the same name. Heidi turned out to be a ball of fire. As Clara says, ”All the other puppies were sleeping on top of each other while Heidi was scrambling around trying to get my attention. I should have known right there and then!”

It had been a while since I’d housebroken a dog. We put papers down everywhere. That allowed Heidi to get used to going inside the house. Every morning when I woke up my business was to clean up Heidi’s business 😊. We put in a call to a local trainer. She said, “Use the crate. Dogs usually don’t like to soil where they sleep.” In a matter of days, Heidi got into the habit of waiting until she was out in the backyard before answering nature's call.

Not convinced Heidi was totally housebroken, Clara insisted on crating her at night when we were sleeping. Heidi wasn’t happy about this policy and made it clear. The crate was kept in the living room. When it was time to go to bed she would try to hide in the second bedroom . Or, if she was out in the living room on the sofa, she would ignore my order to go into the crate, get into a limp, helpless position, and force me to pick her up and put her into the crate. Occasionally, she would enter the crate upon command, but her facial expression made it clear she was doing so resentfully . Once inside she would whine for several minutes (they seemed like hours!) before finally going to sleep. After a few months of this, I finally convinced Clara to let Heidi stay out of her crate overnight. The very first night we did this she made an instant beeline to our bed. From that night on, she invited herself onto the bed when we retired. On the rarest of occasions, she would wake me up by nudging me, letting me know she had to go to the “bathroom”.

We left the crate door open 24/7. Occasionally, Heidi would go inside it and rest. This was the same dog that had resisted the crate for months. Perhaps knowing she could enter and leave it under her own volition made the crate seem less jail-like.

Heidi had another quirk. She was a scavenger. Anything that fell onto the floor was fair game—socks, underwear, eating utensils, TV remotes, you name it. I spent a lot of time prying foreign objects out of Heidi’s vice-like jaw.

Then there was the barking issue. Every passing vehicle, every pedestrian, every animal, every gust of wind—nothing escaped Heidi’s detection. Don’t know if I could put into words just how irritating her shrill bark is.
 
Outside, Heidi was a ball of fire. She loved to retrieve balls and catch Frisbees while within the confines of our spacious fenced yard. I did my best to take her on regularly scheduled walks twice daily. Heidi quickly picked up on our routine and, like clockwork, would begin staring at me, the leash, and the door  whenever she sensed  it was around the time of day when we customarily took one of our hikes.

In January of 2021, while I was walking Heidi, I slipped and fell on ice that had been camouflaged by a thin layer of freshly fallen snow. I barely escaped a concussion but inflamed an already bad back. I wondered if I’d reached a point in my life when dog ownership was no longer feasible. Nevertheless, I continued the walks. They were not as demanding as the ones I took with Lance, but I also was no longer as agile. They also were clearly not enough to tire out Heidi and, despite getting plenty of exercise, she continued to be a hyperactive hellion inside our house.

Incessant barker, scavenger, whirling dervish: Clara and I learned to deal with Heidi’s idiosyncrasies. But another far more serious issue remained unresolved. Heidi was anti-social. She didn’t discriminate. She laid out the unwelcome mat for family, friends and strangers alike. In this sense she was a miniature version of Lance. My daughter and son-in-law stopped by a couple of times, but Heidi—to put it mildly—never warmed up to them. Outside, the one time Heidi got loose she immediately got into a scuffle with a neighbor’s dog. I had all to do to yank her away from a canine twice her size. The dog’s owner chided me for not keeping Heidi under control.  Shades of the guilt I’d experienced owning Lance. Heidi had turned out to be a pint-sized devil dog.

Grasping for straws, in the summer of 2021, we enrolled Heidi in the local dog training school. The facility had a great reputation and we looked forward to living with a new, improved dog. Heidi had other ideas. :(😊

To be continued...

P.S. In the video below, you can watch Heidi fearlessly stalk--a feather!

In July of 2010, I got a call at work from my wife Clara. She asked me, "Are you ready for another dog?"
A year earlier Lance had died. Another dog? In truth, I had been enjoying the absence of those grueling hikes that Lance forced upon me daily up until the last several months of his life. I also was enjoying the peace, quiet and safety after living with the “devil dog” for seven years (those familiar with Lance will understand). But, despite all he put me through, I loved Lance and, as a result of that fact, another issue arose in my mind: Had I grieved the loss of Lance sufficiently? What constitutes a respectful amount of mourning? How long should you grieve the loss of one dog before getting another?

Clara had phoned me from the local grocery store. There was a man in the parking lot that was trying to give away a puppy he had in a crate. He said if someone didn't take the dog in the next half hour, he was going to take him to the pound. He had bought the dog as a peace offering to his estranged wife. She told him she still didn’t want him, and she didn’t want the dog either. Apparently, he felt the same way about the dog. He’d had the dog several months but hadn’t given it a name.
How could I say no? That night, when I got home I was greeted by Buddy, a four-month-old poodle/ beagle mix.

The following morning, I was sitting on the stoop with our new dog. I absent-mindedly began massaging his rump. Buddy whirled around and grabbed my hand with his teeth. I yanked my hand away and thought flashed through my head The last dog I had was a terror and now this one appears to be too! Have I been wrong about dogs all my life?. A few minutes later when I explained to Clara what happened, she laughed, “ I took Buddy right to the vet yesterday and he got a couple of shots in his butt. No doubt it’s still sensitive.” I had to laugh at how Lance had conditioned me. :)

Like Lance, Buddy was very intelligent (was that his “poodle” showing?) Unlike Lance, and to my great relief, Buddy was happy to take a walk of only a couple hundred yards.  Temperamentally, Buddy proved to be a complete 180° turn from Lance. Sort of the calm after Lance’s storm. He was a total marshmallow. Buddy didn’t bite his rescuers, or anybody else, for that matter. He befriended complete strangers in a matter of seconds. Though Clara was clearly his favorite, Buddy would occasionally hop onto my lap, just to let me know I was OK in his book too. Sometimes I think of him as our reward for having endured Lance.

Buddy was an absolute sweetheart. I am reminded of the time, while I was walking him at dusk, when we came to within a few feet of a deer standing alongside the road. Buddy did not chase after or even bark at the deer. As for the deer, he stood calmly and watched us as we continued to walk by him. I would think that typically in such a situation a deer would have headed for the woods long before we had gotten near him. I can’t help but think that Buddy projected a mellow aura that other animals picked up on.
A few months later, we were out walking, and Buddy was spooked and suddenly did a sideways leap. I looked down and saw what had startled him—a cricket.
On another occasion, I was walking Buddy and he started chasing a butterfly. When he caught up to his prey he turned and looked at me as if to say, “What am I supposed to do now?” I said nothing and Buddy followed his instincts—he let the butterfly go on its merry way.
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One day in  January of 2020, I had just started walking with Buddy when he collapsed to the ground. At first, I thought he had become paralyzed. He lay on the ground and looked up at me. His face wore a human-like expression that cried out What’s happening to me? I’m scared! What do I do? Help me! all rolled into one. Buddy got back on his feet, and we immediately returned home.
That same day Buddy was diagnosed with congestive heart disease. That called to mind an incident that occurred several years earlier. During a walk, Buddy signaled to me he wanted(in hindsight, needed!) to be carried the rest of the way home. I thought What a spoiled pooch! Now I realized he had been trying to send a warning I didn’t picked up on.

​Dog ownership suddenly morphed into a day-to-day, minute-to-minute, second–to-second experience. Buddy began a regular regimen of visits to the veterinarian and an assortment of medications. We spent about $400-$500 a month on visits to the clinic and another $270 a month on medications. This was money that—as the saying goes—we didn’t have to spend.

Lance had kept us on edge because of his biting tendencies. Buddy now had us on edge because of his fragile physical condition. He suffered sporadic wheezing spells, gasping for breath, even while sitting or lying down. Clara and I could only watch and hope our dog wasn’t dying right in front of us. We became nervous wrecks, fearing the moment the other shoe would drop.

At night, Buddy began sleeping by himself on the living room floor. The vet said that in Buddy’s condition, the cool hardwood floor provided a measure of relief. When I got up each morning and came out of the bedroom, I was never sure if I’d find him alive or dead. I was afraid to turn a light on and find out. In the dark, I’d go into the kitchen to make coffee, praying that Buddy would show some signs of life. When I heard his tail begin to thump on the floor, my immediate feeling was one of immense relief. Buddy had lived to see another day! We were spending thousands of dollars and living on an emotional  roller coaster just to hear a tail thump. Dog lovers know that’s a worthwhile investment.

On July 23, 2020, the other shoe dropped. Buddy was euthanized at the vet’s office. We have his ashes and will always remember Buddy, our goodwill ambassador.

​If there is a Rainbow Bridge I expect Buddy has met up with Lance there. Hopefully by now, Lance has learned how to play well with others! If not, Buddy is the perfect goodwill ambassador to show him the way. Here’s how I picture that meeting of Lance and Buddy : Lance's Dog Patch Blog - Lance: A Spirit Unbroken (lanceaspiritunbroken.com) 
 
 

Had a great time not long ago at a local vendor’s event in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. My spot was next to a Greyhound rescue organization. That turned out to be serendipitous because two of their volunteers purchased a copy of  Lance:  A Spirit Unbroken. My wife Clara returned the favor by donating to their cause.

While the event was going on, I was contacted via the Internet by-among many other folks- Patricia in the United Kingdom, Nicole in Australia, Chuck in Kentucky, U.S.A., and Elizabeth in Norway. People from all over the world are expressing interest in Lance’s saga.

What makes this so special is that for ten years, Lance’s life was headed nowhere. On a narrow patch in the backyard of a homeowner in a small town in northeastern Pennsylvania (USA), Lance languished and suffered in obscurity for over a decade, doomed to die in that same obscurity. Now, because of the twists and turns of fate, a dog that had existed in life’s shadows is getting the recognition he deserves. Chrissie Hall, an early reader of Lance: A Spirit Unbroken, said she could tell I put my heart and soul into writing this book. She’s right. What makes that effort gratifying is seeing readers react so strongly with their hearts and souls, too.

When prospective readers ask me how Lance’s story  will make them feel, I answer that different parts of the book can make a person sad, happy, angry, laugh til the cows come home or, perhaps, inspired. When recalling Lance’s reaction to the death of Clara’s brother, I myself am still brought to tears—and not just of sadness. That was as emotional an event as I’ve had with any living creature. On the flipside, car rides with Lance (I can laugh now) were both ill-advised and a hoot!  Lance was a lot of things but never boring.

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No, I’m not talking about Lance this time. I’m referring to Quincy, a good-natured terrier mix I met back in the early 1980s while living on Long Island. Fate had thrown me into the house where he lived with his neglectful (abusive?) owners.

Quincy and I hit it off and I took over responsibility for his care. That included giving him his fair share of exercise, something he hadn’t gotten at all up to then. Whenever I could, I drove him to a nearby high school where I put in mileage on a quarter-mile track. At times, Quincy would run right alongside me as we completed lap after lap together. Then, most likely bored, he’d wander off to do dog research inside the large, fenced school property. He often came back to join me as I continued to run.
One day, Quincy and I were in my car heading for a workout. The day was hot and sunny. I was driving a VW beetle complete with open window air-conditioning :-) We were traveling on Nassau Boulevard near its intersection with Southern State Parkway. It was noontime and the two-lane(in each direction) road was loaded with traffic. I glanced over to see how my canine passenger was doing only to see he’d climbed halfway out of the car! Before I could grab what remained of him inside the car, Quincy squeezed through the partially open front passenger window and flew the coop! I slammed on the brakes, only to hear other drivers slam on theirs behind me. Then began a serenade of blaring horns.

I jumped out of my car, certain to find a dead dog—the guilt immediately set in. To my relief, I saw no dog carcass on the road. I spotted Quincy on the opposite side of Nassau Boulevard. He had been in pursuit of who-knows-what and had reached a grassy area on the other side of the street . How he had gotten across four lanes of heavy traffic unscathed defied logic. I yelled ”Quincy, stay!” and prepared to negotiate traffic on foot to get to him. Just to make things more interesting, quite a few vehicles weren’t slowing down at all, either oblivious to or unconcerned about a loose dog—or me, for that matter.

Quincy interpreted “Stay” as “Come.”  He lost all interest in whatever he’d been chasing. Instead, completely ignoring traffic, he came running back towards me as if we were long lost friends. I held my breath as several cars swerved to avoid him while others sped by, undeterred by a jaywalking canine. Miraculously, Quincy made it to my car which I’d left standing in one of the two northbound lanes. I corralled the wayward dog by the collar and ushered him back into my vehicle. Immediately, the window on his side was rolled up tight.

 To cross those four lanes and then do the return trip gives new meaning to the phrase pushing the envelope. I thanked my lucky stars—and Quincy’s—that, on a road teeming with cars, not one vehicle had struck him. I was extremely grateful but I’m guessing Quincy never knew what didn’t hit him. We drove on to the high school as if nothing had happened—and, in a sense it hadn’t.

In case you missed it, for the rest of Quincy’s story please go to A Story within a Story (walterstoffelauthor.com) 
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I have a soft spot for dogs like me—the rescued kind.
My spirit remains unbroken. I hope yours does too!
I wanted to be Man’s Best Friend, but my abusers wouldn’t let me.
Give me one good reason not to adopt a dog…I said good reason!
Please adopt a dog right now. Don’t make him wait ten years like I did.
I have a bone to pick with abusers.
A rescued dog can do anything a purchased dog can—and just may be even more appreciative.
Dogs are sanity in an insane world.
I don’t like images of animal abuse on Twitter. It’s a personal thing, my friend.
On hikes, my rescuer got dog-tired, not me.
A dog is smart enough to know sitting on command is nothing special; he’s also smart enough to know humans think it is, so he graciously humors them.
My rescuer had no idea what he was getting into. I did.
Do you leave your dog outside 24/7? Shame on you!
If you took it on the chin for ten years like I did, you’d have issues too.
The veterinarian said I’d been to hell and back. If I can make it, so can you!
Don’t let people crush you; I didn’t.
Dogs can be many things. I, for one, am inspirational.

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You relax because you see your dog is relaxed.
Just about anything your dog does you find entertaining.
When talking to your dog, you keep the conversation going no matter what your dog’s response is.
You happily anticipate your dog’s greeting when you come home.
You read labels on dog food more diligently than you do on human food.
You feel guilty if you fail to walk your dog.
You feel a sense of accomplishment when your dog pees or poops (outside the house, of course!).
You feed your dog before you feed yourself.
You spend more attention (and money) tending to your dog’s health than you do to your own well-being.
You don’t mind the fact that the floors in your house are littered with dog toys.
You have a dog despite the fact you’re allergic to canines.
You excuse your dog’s bad behavior more easily than you do any human’s.
When your dog destroys furniture, you keep the dog whether or not you get rid of the furniture.
You don't worry about where their tongue might have been immediately prior to slobbering all over your face.
You don't kick your dog off the bed; you make room for them.
 
I’m sure I missed other tell-tail (misspelling intentional!) signs. Can you add to the list?
Walter

A year after losing Lance, my wife and I rescued a poodle/beagle we named Buddy. And that's just what he turned out to be. Please go here for my essay on Buddy: Lance's Dog Patch Blog - Lance: A Spirit Unbroken (lanceaspiritunbroken.com)

The following is a description of how I imagine a meeting between Lance and Buddy might go:

For a brief moment, everything went dark. Then, Buddy opened his eyes and was immediately dazzled by incredibly bright light. Coming from a short distance away, he heard barking. Buddy sprang to his feet and ran in the direction of the canine crooning. In a matter of seconds, he reached one end of a huge bridge that was surrounded by the largest rainbow he’d ever seen. There was a black and white border collie waiting to greet him and escort him into the world that began at the other end of the bridge. This was Buddy’s new home. His final home.

“Hi, Buddy! I’m Lance.”
“So, you’re Lance! Mom and dad used to talk about you a lot. Boy, did you make an impression on them!”
“I hope they said good things about me.”
“Oh, they did. They said you were a handful, but they’d do it all over again if they had to.”
“That’s great to hear. What a relief! The way I grew up I was never sure if anybody really cared about me. I mean Anna was nice to me, but she’d always come and then go. As for the Schmidts…Grr! Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. Up here, there’s never any need to growl.”

Buddy had a question. "What does everybody do around here? Down on earth, I spent the whole day getting spoiled by mom and dad. “
“They spoiled me too, or at least as much as I’d let them. I just could never quite get my act together to fully enjoy the good life. You were lucky.”
“I realized that after I heard mom and dad talking about how you lived before they got you. Wow, you went through a lot!”
“Well, it finally did get better, but it took some doing. You know, I wonder what dad was thinking about when he walked me from my owners’ property and then stuck me back on that darn run again. I mean, I broke loose and showed up at dad’s place not once, but twice and he still didn’t get it! I’d say he was a little thick between the ears, but then again, he’s only a human, not a border collie.”
“Believe me, he regrets that a lot.”

“Well, that was then, and this is now. I’ve been waiting for you because the word was out that you’d be “coming home” any day now. It’s a pretty good set up. They’ve got the largest field you’ve ever seen and there’s a river, a pond and even a gentle stream for the less adventurous dogs. Whenever you get thirsty running around a fresh bowl of water magically appears right in front of you. Nobody gets sick here either. “
“So, Lance, how long have you been here?”
“I’m not sure exactly. Anyway, time is unimportant up here. All I know is that I got some treatment before they let me go across the bridge. You know, since I was a problem dog, they had to make some adjustments to my thinking. No medication and no operation were needed. It’s like everything else around here—a miracle. I had to come here to finally find peace of mind.”

“It seems like a nice place, but I miss mom and dad, especially mom.”
“Buddy, on the other side of the bridge you’ll see lots of doggy parents. The same thing that happened to you and me and all the other dogs here, happened to them and they came here to reunite with their pets. This time it’s forever. Only the good dog owners, of course. I’ll never have to fear the Schmidts again—not ever!”
“But when are mommy and daddy going to get here?”
“You and I will have to wait for a while. They still have work to do down on earth. You know, like finding another dog in need like you and I were. Enough of this small talk. What do you want to do—take a walk, go swimming, meet and greet all your furever friends forever…and I do mean forever! I guarantee you no one here will ever leave you or turn against you. That’s an unwritten but hard and fast rule.”

​“Well Lance, I’d like to go for a walk, but you know I wasn’t allowed to for my last six months down there because of my heart condition.”
“Let me ask you this—are you feeling any pain?”
“Come to think of it, no.”
“See? Buddy, I’m telling you. It’s a whole different ballgame up here.”
“So, what’s next?”
“Let’s cross the bridge and I’ll introduce you to some of my pals. Of course, we’re all pals around here. C’mon! Last one into Rainbow Land is a doggy’s uncle!”
Lance took off at full speed with Buddy doing his best to keep up.